
5/16. Ngaio Bealum @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main Street. Walnut Creek, CA. Free. 9PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, JR Havlan, Drew Harmon, Dan Mires and more.
This has me in it!

Ridin’ the rails. (Taken with instagram)

This dumb cat cost me a lot of money today. I still love him. It’s like parenthood, except I probably get to watch him die. (Taken with instagram)

Emergency vet visit for the Pogi-cat. (Taken with instagram)

Bay Area BART beauty. (Taken with instagram)

Six seasons and a movie, please.
As an early birthday gift my wife gave me a nice camera that’s a bit of a step above the point-and-click digital I’ve been carrying around. I can now shoot HD video with it, but I also get to learn all about apertures and F-stops and all that crap again, since I learned about it in high school and then spent ten years draining my brain of any recollection of anything from that era. Here’s some of the stuff I shot while out last night.
The Client List: Reach Around And Feel It

Walter White has cancer. Tony Soprano had the mob. Detective McNulty had alcohol. And in “The Client List,” they have handjobs.
In an effort to enter the fray of TV drama, Lifetime has stepped to the plate with a story of a woman who must save her family…by giving handjobs. She’s in no danger, other than of a possible shot to the eye. Nobody is threatened or will lose a life. Unless you can die from getting a really good handjob.
Oh, sure there are lies. Most women don’t tell everybody in their lives, “I had a good day at the handjob palace today. Gave a lot of handies. Really busy, touched a lot of dicks. You want some more lasagna?”
But she’s not making methamphetamines. She’s not torn between her family and a generations-old system, or caught in between a political minefield of posturing and war. She’s giving handjobs.
If you like drama, but only kinda really, then watch The Client List. Much like it’s lead character’s secret weapon, it is moderately satisfying but still not that awesome.

Old lady, getting funky. (Taken with instagram)

